Oh wow now I'm a Tumblr ownr.



habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via kazoonari)

thesecretwinchestark:

my shower has two temperatures; winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon

(Source: enjolrastark, via highfunctioning-dramaqueen)

lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

(via kazoonari)

Anonymous said: Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

(via an-alpaca-named-tony)

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

(via an-alpaca-named-tony)

©