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efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

(via howemmaseesit)

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via shoshoryuu)

heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

(via beareyesvstheworld)

edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

(Source: bluelanternrazer, via kazoonari)

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(via riverbluewild)

no no nO NO NO NO NO NOOO NO NO NOOOOOOOO NOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO No no.

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