lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me
"Kate Swan gave the Duchess a book about wombats, she said: I will read this to George, he is obsessed with wombats at the moment" Rebecca English @RE_DailyMail (via georgealexanders)
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WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.
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people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly